Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock KnockWho's there?Philippa!Philippa who?Philippa will


Knock KnockWho's there?Philippa!Philippa who?P...

Knock KnockWho's there?Alice!Alice who?I'm Alice


Knock KnockWho's there?Alice!Alice who?I'm Ali...

Knock KnockWho's there?Yolanda!Yolanda who?Yolanda me


Knock KnockWho's there?Yolanda!Yolanda who?Yol...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omar!
Omar live wh...

Knock KnockWho's there?Amy!Amy who?Amy fraid


Knock KnockWho's there?Amy!Amy who?Amy fraid I...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
...

Knock KnockWho's there?Walt!Walt who?Walt till


Knock KnockWho's there?Walt!Walt who?Walt till...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tarzan!
Tarzan who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Willa!Willa who?Willa you


Knock KnockWho's there?Willa!Willa who?Willa y...

Knock KnockWho's there?Beryl!Beryl who?Beryl of


Knock KnockWho's there?Beryl!Beryl who?Beryl o...

Knock KnockWho's there?Red!Red who?Red peppers.


Knock KnockWho's there?Red!Red who?Red peppers...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vassar girl!
Vassa...

Knock KnockWho's there?Bean!Bean who?Bean fishing


Knock KnockWho's there?Bean!Bean who?Bean fish...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ilka!Ilka who?Ilka-pone!


Knock KnockWho's there?Ilka!Ilka who?Ilka-pone!

Knock KnockWho's there?Hardy!Hardy who?Hardy ha


Knock KnockWho's there?Hardy!Hardy who?Hardy h...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
India!
India who?
...

Knock KnockWho's there?Usher!Usher who?Usher wish


Knock KnockWho's there?Usher!Usher who?Usher w...

Little Boy Blue


Nock nock.
Whos there?
Little boy blue.
Lit...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
A...

Knock KnockWho's there?Rita!Rita who?Rita novel!


Knock KnockWho's there?Rita!Rita who?Rita nove...

Dwayne


Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Dwayne.
Dwayne Wh...

Knock KnockWho's there?Doughnut!Doughnut who!Doughnut open


Knock KnockWho's there?Doughnut!Doughnut who!D...

Knock KnockWho's there?Havanna!Havanna who?Havanna a


Knock KnockWho's there?Havanna!Havanna who?Hav...

Dr Who


Knock Knock


How's there?


Doctor


Doctor W...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ray!
Ray who?
Ray...