Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock KnockWho's there?Italy!Italy who?Italy be


Knock KnockWho's there?Italy!Italy who?Italy b...

Knock KnockWho's there?Toby!Toby who?Toby or


Knock KnockWho's there?Toby!Toby who?Toby or n...

Knock KnockWho's there?Max!Max who?Max no


Knock KnockWho's there?Max!Max who?Max no diff...

Knock KnockWho's there?Witold!Witold who?Witold you


Knock KnockWho's there?Witold!Witold who?Witol...

Knock KnockWho's there?Cronkite!Cronkite who?Cronkite evidence!


Knock KnockWho's there?Cronkite!Cronkite who?C...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nurse!
Nurse who?
...

Knock KnockWho's there?Dotty!Dotty who?Dotty way


Knock KnockWho's there?Dotty!Dotty who?Dotty w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Goose!Goose who!Goose see


Knock KnockWho's there?Goose!Goose who!Goose s...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ron!
Ron who?
Ron...

Knock KnockWho's there?Zeke!Zeke who?Zeke and


Knock KnockWho's there?Zeke!Zeke who?Zeke and ...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Forbes!
Forbes who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Huey!Huey who?Huey too


Knock KnockWho's there?Huey!Huey who?Huey too ...

Doris


* Knock-knock!
* Who's there?
* Doris
* Dor...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Valencia!
Valencia...

Knock KnockWho's there?Toast!Toast who?Toast where


Knock KnockWho's there?Toast!Toast who?Toast w...

Yodeler


Knock-Knock?
Who's There?
Yodelei.
Yodelei ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Grammar!Grammar who!Grammar crackers.


Knock KnockWho's there?Grammar!Grammar who!Gra...

Knock KnockWho's there?Toothy!Toothy who?Toothy the


Knock KnockWho's there?Toothy!Toothy who?Tooth...

Christmas Humor


Knock, knock?
Whos there?
Megan and chicken
...

Knock knock


knock knock


"whos there?"


Boo
"boo who"...

Knock KnockWho's there?Hanover!Hanover who?Hanover your


Knock KnockWho's there?Hanover!Hanover who?Han...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Clare!
Clare who?
...

Orange-Banana


Knock-Knock
Whos there?
Banana
Banana who?
...

Knock KnockWho's there?Tad!Tad who?Tad's all


Knock KnockWho's there?Tad!Tad who?Tad's all f...

Knock KnockWho's there?Sacha!Sacha who?Sacha fuss,


Knock KnockWho's there?Sacha!Sacha who?Sacha f...