Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

I Don't Know


Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
I don't know.
I d...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumb!
Thumb who?
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Knock KnockWho's there?Peru!Peru who?Peru your


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut...

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Who's there?


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Char wh...

Silly knock knocks


Knock knock.
Who's there?
IMA.
IMA who?
IM...

Knock KnockWho's there?Drucilla!Drucilla who?Drucilla kid


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Knock KnockWho's there?Jenny!Jenny who?Jennymen prefer


Knock KnockWho's there?Jenny!Jenny who?Jennyme...

Knock Knock 32


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
I...

something old but new


Knock-Knock.


Who's there?


I'll.


I'll who...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
N...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ivor!Ivor who?Ivor good


Knock KnockWho's there?Ivor!Ivor who?Ivor good...

Knock KnockWho's there?Pharaoh!Pharaoh who?Pharaoh enough!


Knock KnockWho's there?Pharaoh!Pharaoh who?Pha...

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy, and ...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atlas!
Atlas?
Atl...

Knock Knock 106


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
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Knock KnockWho's there?Okra!Okra who?Okra Winfrey!


Knock KnockWho's there?Okra!Okra who?Okra Winf...

Knock KnockWho's there?Marion!Marion who?Marion on


Knock KnockWho's there?Marion!Marion who?Mario...

Knock KnockWho's there?Mae!Mae who?Mae be


Knock KnockWho's there?Mae!Mae who?Mae be I'll...

Knock KnockWho's there?Chuck!Chuck who?Chuck in


Knock KnockWho's there?Chuck!Chuck who?Chuck i...

Knock KnockWho's there?Rather!Rather who?Rather not!


Knock KnockWho's there?Rather!Rather who?Rathe...

Knock Knock 1


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Soup!
Soup who?
S...

Knock KnockWho's there?Water skier!Water skier


Knock KnockWho's there?Water skier!Water skier...