Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vassar girl!
Vassar girl who?
Vassar girl like you doing in a place like this?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vaughan!
Vaughan who?
Vaughan day my prince will come!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Veal chop!
Veal chop who?
Veal chop for some new clothes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vera!
Vera who?
Vera all the flowers gone...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Verdi!
Verdi who?
Verdi been all day!
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