Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Passion!
Passion w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Wheelbarrow!Wheelbarrow who?Wheelbarrow some


Knock KnockWho's there?Wheelbarrow!Wheelbarrow...

Fire


Knock-knock.


Who's there?


Fire.


Fire who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Watson!Watson who?Watson television!


Knock KnockWho's there?Watson!Watson who?Watso...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heart!
Heart who?
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Poo Nani


Knock knock


whos there?


poo


poo who? ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Butcher!Butcher who?Butcher money


Knock KnockWho's there?Butcher!Butcher who?But...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scissor!
Scissor w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Tolkien!Tolkien who?Tolkiens get


Knock KnockWho's there?Tolkien!Tolkien who?Tol...

Yaa!"


Knock knock
whos there?
yaa
yaa who!
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Knock KnockWho's there?Thea!Thea who?Thea later,


Knock KnockWho's there?Thea!Thea who?Thea late...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Montana!
Montana w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Chuck!Chuck who?Chuck and


Knock KnockWho's there?Chuck!Chuck who?Chuck a...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pyjamas!
Pyjamas w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Tripoli!Tripoli who?Tripoli play!


Knock KnockWho's there?Tripoli!Tripoli who?Tri...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jerome!
Jerome who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Adair!Adair who?Adair once


Knock KnockWho's there?Adair!Adair who?Adair o...

Knock KnockWho's there?Zippy!Zippy who?Mrs Zippy!


Knock KnockWho's there?Zippy!Zippy who?Mrs Zip...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ilona!
Ilona who?
...

Knock KnockWho's there?Albert!Albert who!Albert you


Knock KnockWho's there?Albert!Albert who!Alber...

Knock KnockWho's there?Alex!Alex who?Alex the


Knock KnockWho's there?Alex!Alex who?Alex the ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Lime!Lime who?Lime bean!


Knock KnockWho's there?Lime!Lime who?Lime bean!

Knock KnockWho's there?Tennis!Tennis who?Tennis five


Knock KnockWho's there?Tennis!Tennis who?Tenni...

Knock KnockWho's there?Gandhi!Gandhi who!Gandhi cane!


Knock KnockWho's there?Gandhi!Gandhi who!Gandh...

Knock KnockWho's there?Florida!Florida who?Florida bathroom


Knock KnockWho's there?Florida!Florida who?Flo...