Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Amnesia


knock knock?
Who's there?
Amnesia.
Amnesia ...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dennis!
Dennis who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Hepburn!Hepburn who?Hepburn and


Knock KnockWho's there?Hepburn!Hepburn who?Hep...

Knock KnockWho's there?Disaster!Disaster who?Disaster be


Knock KnockWho's there?Disaster!Disaster who?D...

Knock knock... cows


Person 1: Knock,Knock Person 2: Who's there? ...

Will You Remember Me Tomorrow?


Will you remember me tomorrow?
(Yes)


Willyo...

Knock KnockWho's there?Osborn!Osborn who?Osborn today


Knock KnockWho's there?Osborn!Osborn who?Osbor...

Knock KnockWho's there?Minsk!Minsk who?Minsk meat!


Knock KnockWho's there?Minsk!Minsk who?Minsk m...

Knock KnockWho's there?Betty!Betty who?Betty ya


Knock KnockWho's there?Betty!Betty who?Betty y...

Knock KnockWho's there?Custer!Custer who?Custer a


Knock KnockWho's there?Custer!Custer who?Custe...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phoebe!
Phoebe who...

Interupting cow


Knock-knock


who's there?


interupting cow...

Knock KnockWho's there?Dimension!Dimension who?Dimension it!


Knock KnockWho's there?Dimension!Dimension who...

Canoe


Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
...

Knock KnockWho's there?Norma!Norma who?Norma'lly I


Knock KnockWho's there?Norma!Norma who?Norma'l...

Roach


Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Roach.
Roach who?...

Otto


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto Who?
...

Mind your own business!


Knock-knock
Who's There?
Scot
Scot who?
Sc...

Cow Pants


Knock-Knock.


Who's there?


Cow.


Cow who?
...

Knock KnockWho's there?Uruguay!Uruguay who?You go


Knock KnockWho's there?Uruguay!Uruguay who?You...

Knock KnockWho's there?Tom Sawyer!Tom Sawyer


Knock KnockWho's there?Tom Sawyer!Tom Sawyer w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Kareem!Kareem who?Kareem of


Knock KnockWho's there?Kareem!Kareem who?Karee...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivor!
Ivor who?
I...

Knock KnockWho's there?Fruit!Fruit who?Fruit of


Knock KnockWho's there?Fruit!Fruit who?Fruit o...

Cows Go


Knock Knock. Who's there. Cows go. Cows go who...