Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

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Knock KnockWho's there?Fonda!Fonda who?Fonda you!


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Louisiana!
Louisia...

Christmas Knock-Knock


Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Ma...

Knock KnockWho's there?Felix!Felix who?Felix-cited all


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Gargoyle


Knock Knock.


Who's There?


Gargoyle.


Garg...

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Knock KnockWho's there?Kurt & Conan!Kurt


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hal!
Hal who?
Hal...

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Knock KnockWho's there?Theodore!Thedore who?Theodore is


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Knock KnockWho's there?May!May who?Maybe its


Knock KnockWho's there?May!May who?Maybe its a...

Knock KnockWho's there?Carmen!Carmen who?Carmen get


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Baby Blue


Fred: Knock, Knock...
Amy: Whos there???
Fr...

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Knock KnockWho's there?Joey!Joey who?Joey to


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
L...

Knock KnockWho's there?Harry!Harry who?Harry up


Knock KnockWho's there?Harry!Harry who?Harry u...

Madam Car


Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?...

Knock KnockWho's there?Medellin!Medellin who?Medellin where


Knock KnockWho's there?Medellin!Medellin who?M...

Knock KnockWho's there?Dozen!Dozen who?Dozen anyone


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Knock KnockWho's there?Hiawatha!Hiawatha who?Hiawatha very


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