Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

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Knock KnockWho's there?Sven!Sven who?Sven Brides


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Knock KnockWho's there?Jussi!Jussi who!Jussi fruit!


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Knock Knock.


Who's there?


Sam and Janet.

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Knock KnockWho's there?Franz!Franz who?Franz, Romans,


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Knock KnockWho's there?Sally!Sally who?Sally dance!


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who!
J...

Yo mama


Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Yo Mama!

Knock KnockWho's there?Mali!Mali who?Mali Brown!


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ketchup


Knock knock,
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup ...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joan!
Joan who!
J...

Knock knock joke


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Clinton's Girlfriend


Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Clinton.
Clinton ...

Cargo


Knock Knock.


Who's there?


Cargo.


Cargo w...

Lettuce


Knock knock
Who's there?


Lettuce


Lettuc...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry!
Harry who?
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Knock KnockWho's there?Godunov!Godunov who!Godunov to


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Knock KnockWho's there?Belize!Belize who?Belize in


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Plums!
Plums who?
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos!
Amos who?
A...

Knock KnockWho's there?Beezer!Beezer who?Beezer black


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Knock KnockWho's there?Gracie!Gracie who!Gracie for


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