Knock Knock
Who's there?
Plums!
Plums who?
Plums me that we'll always be friends!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open up the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Possum!
Possum who?
Possum peace pipe!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Prussia!
Prussia who?
Prussia cooker!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Punch!
Punch who?
Not me - I just got here!
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.