Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock KnockWho's there?Tibet!Tibet who?Early Tibet


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Knock KnockWho's there?Kansas!Kansas who?Kansas the


Knock KnockWho's there?Kansas!Kansas who?Kansa...

Knock KnockWho's there?Indiana!Indiana who?Indiana'ls of


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chip!
Chip who?
C...

Knock KnockWho's there?Tunis!Tunis who?Tunis company,


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Warren!
Warren who...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Llama!
Llama who?
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roxie!
Roxie who?
...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma w...

Armen


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whos,
there,
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The Interruptive Cow


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Lettuce


Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Nadya!Nadya who?Nadya head


Knock KnockWho's there?Nadya!Nadya who?Nadya h...

Knock KnockWho's there?Howell!Howell who!Howell you


Knock KnockWho's there?Howell!Howell who!Howel...

Knock KnockWho's there?Gerald!Gerald who!Gerald washed


Knock KnockWho's there?Gerald!Gerald who!Geral...

Knock KnockWho's there?Welk!Welk who?Welk-ome home!


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Knock knock... Luke


Knock Knock
Whos there?
Luke
Luke who?
Loo...

Knock KnockWho's there?Jamaica!Jamaica who?Jamaica mistake!


Knock KnockWho's there?Jamaica!Jamaica who?Jam...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ocelot!Ocelot who?Ocelot of


Knock KnockWho's there?Ocelot!Ocelot who?Ocelo...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ida!Ida who?Ida bought


Knock KnockWho's there?Ida!Ida who?Ida bought ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Olaf!Olaf who?Olaf you!


Knock KnockWho's there?Olaf!Olaf who?Olaf you!

Knock KnockWho's there?Nettie!Nettie who?Nettie as


Knock KnockWho's there?Nettie!Nettie who?Netti...

Knock KnockWho's there?Iona!Iona who?Iona a


Knock KnockWho's there?Iona!Iona who?Iona a gr...

Knock KnockWho's there?Kay!Kay who?Kay sera


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tyrone!
Tyrone who...