Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

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Knock KnockWho's there?Nurse!Nurse who?Nurse sense


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Usher!
Usher who?
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Knock KnockWho's there?Mira!Mira who?Miracle on


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Knock KnockWho's there?Marvin!Marvin who?Marvin I


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Knock KnockWho's there?Grapes!Grapes who!Grapes suzette!


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Knock KnockWho's there?Cass!Cass who?Cass more


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Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Orange.
Orange W...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joey!
Joey who?
J...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
X!
X who?
X for b...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rena!
Rena who?
R...

Knock Knock


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who...

Knock KnockWho's there?House!House who?House you


Knock KnockWho's there?House!House who?House y...

Knock KnockWho's there?James!James who!James people


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Knock KnockWho's there?Gizaa!Giza who!Giza nice


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Savannah!
Savannah...

Knock KnockWho's there?Bertha!Bertha who?Bertha-day greetings!


Knock KnockWho's there?Bertha!Bertha who?Berth...

Knock KnockWho's there?Adlai!Adlai who?Adlai a


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Knock KnockWho's there?Alda!Alda who?Alda time


Knock KnockWho's there?Alda!Alda who?Alda time...

Knock KnockWho's there?Tank!Tank who?Your welcome!


Knock KnockWho's there?Tank!Tank who?Your welc...

Knock KnockWho's there?Holland!Holland who?Holland you


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Knock KnockWho's there?Leona!Leona who?Leona'ly way


Knock KnockWho's there?Leona!Leona who?Leona'l...

Knock KnockWho's there?Rena!Rena who?Rena this


Knock KnockWho's there?Rena!Rena who?Rena this...

Knock KnockWho's there?Maya!Maya who?Maya best


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