Knock Knock
Who's there?
Usher!
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uta!
Uta who?
Uta sight, uta mind!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Utah!
Utah who?
Utah told me to knock!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Utica!
Utica who?
Utica the high road and I'll take the low road!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uva!
Uva who?
Uva vacuum!
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