Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cathy!
Cathyl who?...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Detail!
Detail who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Coolidge!Coolidge who?Coolidge a


Knock KnockWho's there?Coolidge!Coolidge who?C...

Knock KnockWho's there?Jerrold!Jerrold who?Jerrold friend,


Knock KnockWho's there?Jerrold!Jerrold who?Jer...

Knock KnockWho's there?Orange juice!Orange juice


Knock KnockWho's there?Orange juice!Orange jui...

Knock KnockWho's there?Saturn!Saturn who?Saturnday Night


Knock KnockWho's there?Saturn!Saturn who?Satur...

Knock KnockWho's there?Homer!Homer who?Homer-again!


Knock KnockWho's there?Homer!Homer who?Homer-a...

Knock KnockWho's there?Haiti!Haiti who?Haiti see


Knock KnockWho's there?Haiti!Haiti who?Haiti s...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zippy!
Zippy who?
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Knock KnockWho's there?Cliff!Cliff who?Cliff the


Knock KnockWho's there?Cliff!Cliff who?Cliff t...

Do


Knock, Knock.
Who is it?
Do,
Do who?
Do me...

Knock KnockWho's there?Rhoda!Rhoda who?Row, Row,


Knock KnockWho's there?Rhoda!Rhoda who?Row, Ro...

Knock KnockWho's there?Munich!Munich who?Munich me


Knock KnockWho's there?Munich!Munich who?Munic...

Cry Baby


Knock Knock...
Who's There?
Boo...
Boo Who?...

Knock KnockWho's there?Aardvark!Aardvark who?Aardvark a


Knock KnockWho's there?Aardvark!Aardvark who?A...

Knock KnockWho's there?Nevada!Nevada who?Nevada saw


Knock KnockWho's there?Nevada!Nevada who?Nevad...

Knock KnockWho's there?Marcella!Marcella who?Marcella is


Knock KnockWho's there?Marcella!Marcella who?M...

Knock KnockWho's there?Oates!Oates who?Oates'ay can


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Knock Knock
Whos there
Youred
youred who
y...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
A...

Knock KnockWho's there?Sam!Sam who?Sam day


Knock KnockWho's there?Sam!Sam who?Sam day you...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oscar!
Oscar who?
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Thank


Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Thank.
Thank who?...

Knock KnockWho's there?Thayer!Thayer who?Thayer sorry


Knock KnockWho's there?Thayer!Thayer who?Thaye...