Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zippy!
Zippy who?
Mrs Zippy!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zizi!
Zizi who?
Zizi when you know how!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zone!
Zone who?
Zone shadow scares him!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zookeeper!
Zookeeper who?
Zookeeper away from me!
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