Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock KnockWho's there?Warrior!Warrior who?Warrior you


Knock KnockWho's there?Warrior!Warrior who?War...

Freeze


Knock Knock
Who's there?


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Gorillia


Knock-Knock


Who's there?


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toothy!
Toothy who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Dwayne!Dwayne who?Dwayne in


Knock KnockWho's there?Dwayne!Dwayne who?Dwayn...

Knock KnockWho's there?Bacon!Bacon who?Bacon a


Knock KnockWho's there?Bacon!Bacon who?Bacon a...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sinatra!
Sinatra w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Audrey!Audrey who?Audrey be


Knock KnockWho's there?Audrey!Audrey who?Audre...

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sham.
Sham who?
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Banana Berry


Knock knock:who's there
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Cow Joke


Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting Cow Inter...

Knock KnockWho's there?Halibut!Halibut who?Haliburt a


Knock KnockWho's there?Halibut!Halibut who?Hal...

Knock KnockWho's there?Pablo!Pablo who?Pablo your


Knock KnockWho's there?Pablo!Pablo who?Pablo y...

Sexman


Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Sexman.
Sexman Who...

Burglar


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Burglar!
Burglar ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Lima Bean!Lima Bean


Knock KnockWho's there?Lima Bean!Lima Bean who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Curry!Curry who?Curry me


Knock KnockWho's there?Curry!Curry who?Curry m...

Knock KnockWho's there?Alexia!Alexia who?Alexia again


Knock KnockWho's there?Alexia!Alexia who?Alexi...

Knock KnockWho's there?Thomas!Thomas who?Thomas happy


Knock KnockWho's there?Thomas!Thomas who?Thoma...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Watson!
Watson who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Clarence!Clarence who?Clarence sale!


Knock KnockWho's there?Clarence!Clarence who?C...

Knock KnockWho's there?Turin!Turin who?Turin to


Knock KnockWho's there?Turin!Turin who?Turin t...

Knock KnockWho's there?Bella!Bella who?Bella bottom


Knock KnockWho's there?Bella!Bella who?Bella b...

Knock KnockWho's there?Midas!Midas who?Midas well


Knock KnockWho's there?Midas!Midas who?Midas w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Congo!Congo who?Congo out,


Knock KnockWho's there?Congo!Congo who?Congo o...