Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Ghost


Knock-knock.


Who's there?


Boo.


Boo who?
...

Knock KnockWho's there?Parton!Parton who?Parton my


Knock KnockWho's there?Parton!Parton who?Parto...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zoom!
Zoom who?
Z...

Knock KnockWho's there?Agnes!Agnes who?Agnes &


Knock KnockWho's there?Agnes!Agnes who?Agnes &...

Knock KnockWho's there?Haydn!Haydn who?Haydn in


Knock KnockWho's there?Haydn!Haydn who?Haydn i...

Knock KnockWho's there?Noah!Noah who?Noah don't


Knock KnockWho's there?Noah!Noah who?Noah don'...

Knock Knock 79


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hacienda!
Hacienda...

Knock Knock 17


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arnie!
Arnie who!
...

Knock KnockWho's there?Howard!Howard who?Howard can


Knock KnockWho's there?Howard!Howard who?Howar...

Centipede


Knock-knock.


who's there?


centipede.


...

Knock KnockWho's there?Melita!Melita who?Melita chickadee!


Knock KnockWho's there?Melita!Melita who?Melit...

Snaz


Knock Knock
Who's There
Snaz
Snaz Who
Snaz...

Knock KnockWho's there?Heaven!Heaven who?Heaven seen


Knock KnockWho's there?Heaven!Heaven who?Heave...

Sanctuary


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sanctuary.
Sanctu...

Knock KnockWho's there?Harlow!Harlow who?Harlow will


Knock KnockWho's there?Harlow!Harlow who?Harlo...

Knock KnockWho's there?Donatello!Donatello who?Donatello'n me!


Knock KnockWho's there?Donatello!Donatello who...

Knock Knock 73


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ginastera!
Ginaste...

Knock KnockWho's there?Manitoba!Manitoba who?Manitoba me


Knock KnockWho's there?Manitoba!Manitoba who?M...

Knock KnockWho's there?Frank!Frank who?Franks and


Knock KnockWho's there?Frank!Frank who?Franks ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Lucinda!Lucinda who?Lucinda in


Knock KnockWho's there?Lucinda!Lucinda who?Luc...

Meat


Knock knock.
who's there?
meat.
meat who?
...

Knock KnockWho's there?Donna!Donna who?Donna sit


Knock KnockWho's there?Donna!Donna who?Donna s...

Knock KnockWho's there?Wes!Wes who?Wes Side


Knock KnockWho's there?Wes!Wes who?Wes Side St...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ina Claire!Ina Claire


Knock KnockWho's there?Ina Claire!Ina Claire w...

Willl You Remember Me?


Me: Will u remember me in a second?
Somebody ...