Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

Knock KnockWho's there?Gina!Gina who!Gina you


Knock KnockWho's there?Gina!Gina who!Gina you ...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ketchup!Ketchup who?Ketchup the


Knock KnockWho's there?Ketchup!Ketchup who?Ket...

Knock KnockWho's there?Utah!Utah who?Utah told


Knock KnockWho's there?Utah!Utah who?Utah told...

Knock KnockWho's there?Vanilla!Vanilla who?Vanilla call


Knock KnockWho's there?Vanilla!Vanilla who?Van...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonata!
Sonata who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Grady!Grady who?Grady of


Knock KnockWho's there?Grady!Grady who?Grady o...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frances!
Frances w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Marietta!Marietta who?Marietta whole


Knock KnockWho's there?Marietta!Marietta who?M...

Knock KnockWho's there?Aldo!Aldo who?Aldo anywhere


Knock KnockWho's there?Aldo!Aldo who?Aldo anyw...

Knock KnockWho's there?Vaughan!Vaughan who?Vaughan day


Knock KnockWho's there?Vaughan!Vaughan who?Vau...

Knock KnockWho's there?Thermos!Thermos who?Thermos be


Knock KnockWho's there?Thermos!Thermos who?The...

Knock KnockWho's there?Aladdin!Aladdin who?Aladdin the


Knock KnockWho's there?Aladdin!Aladdin who?Ala...

Knock KnockWho's there?Alfalfa!Alfalfa who?Alfalfa you,


Knock KnockWho's there?Alfalfa!Alfalfa who?Alf...

Knock KnockWho's there?Gravy!Gravy who!Gravy Crockett!


Knock KnockWho's there?Gravy!Gravy who!Gravy C...

Knock KnockWho's there?Teachers!Teachers who?Teachers for


Knock KnockWho's there?Teachers!Teachers who?T...

Knock KnockWho's there?Julie!Julie who!Julie you


Knock KnockWho's there?Julie!Julie who!Julie y...

Gnats


Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Gnats.
Gnats who?...

Knock KnockWho's there?Donalette!Donalette who?Donalette the


Knock KnockWho's there?Donalette!Donalette who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Sid!Sid who!Sid down


Knock KnockWho's there?Sid!Sid who!Sid down an...

Quickley


Knock knock?


whos there!


knock knock?

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Knock KnockWho's there?Ping Pong!Ping Pong


Knock KnockWho's there?Ping Pong!Ping Pong who...

Knock KnockWho's there?Iran!Iran who?Iran over


Knock KnockWho's there?Iran!Iran who?Iran over...

Knock KnockWho's there?Len!Len who?Len us


Knock KnockWho's there?Len!Len who?Len us a fi...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Edith!
Edith who?
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Knock Knock Joke


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