Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children's jokes, though there are exceptions. The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, "Knock, knock!"; the recipient responds, "Who's there?" The teller gives a name (such as "Noah") or a description (such as "Police") or something that purports to be a name (such as "Needle"). The other person then responds by asking the caller's surname ("Noah who?" "Police who?" "Needle who?"), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name ("Noah place I can spend the night?" "Police let me in—it's cold out here!" "Needle little help with the groceries!").

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?


Shelby.


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Isaiah!Isaiah who?Isaiah again


Knock KnockWho's there?Isaiah!Isaiah who?Isaia...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ghent!Ghent who!Ghent out


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Say Cheese!


Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla ...

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Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Yo...

Knock KnockWho's there?Jewell!Jewell who?Jewell remember


Knock KnockWho's there?Jewell!Jewell who?Jewel...

Knock KnockWho's there?Handel!Handel who?Handel with


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Knock KnockWho's there?Borg!Borg who?Borg out


Knock KnockWho's there?Borg!Borg who?Borg out ...

A Classic


Knock knock
Who's there?


Boo


Boo who?
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Knock KnockWho's there?Kentucky!Kentucky who?Kentucky too


Knock KnockWho's there?Kentucky!Kentucky who?K...

Knock KnockWho's there?Lemon!Lemon who?Lemon me


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Knock KnockWho's there?Weirdo!Weirdo who?Weirdo you


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Knock KnockWho's there?Tennessee!Tennessee who?Tennessee is


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sacha!
Sacha who?
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OUCH!


Knock Knock Who's there? Madam Madam who? MADA...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vivaldi!
Vivaldi w...

Knock KnockWho's there?Ohio!Ohio who?Ohio feeling!


Knock KnockWho's there?Ohio!Ohio who?Ohio feel...

Car-go


Knock-knock


Who's there?


Cargo


Cargo ...

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Knock knock?
Who�s there?
Mr. Bush.
Mr. Bus...

Knock KnockWho's there?Stan!Stan who?Stan back


Knock KnockWho's there?Stan!Stan who?Stan back...

Knock KnockWho's there?Deena!Deena who?Deena hear


Knock KnockWho's there?Deena!Deena who?Deena h...

Knock KnockWho's there?Vivaldi!Vivaldi who?Vivaldi books,


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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olaf!
Olaf who?
O...