Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arnie!
Arnie who!
Arnie having fun?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arnold!
Arnold who?
Arnold friend you haven't seen for years!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arthur!
Arthur who!
Arthur any more biscuits in the tin!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asa!
Asa who!
Asa-int amongst men!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ashley!
Ashley who?
Ashley-t's foot!
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