EDITOR'S NOTE: I have no idea why Ridgefield is supposed to be filled with stupid people, feel free to insert your rival town wherever it says Ridgefield.Did you hear the story about the two half-wit brothers (local boys) that strolled into the Ridgefield Sportsman's Bar one night? The bartender asked them, ''Do you know what has four arms, four legs and two heads and is really stupid?'' The brothers shook their heads 'no'. The bartender pointed at them and said, ''It's you and your brother.'' The brothers then decided to pull the same joke on someone else. They walked over to the pool table where twin brothers were playing pool and asked them, ''Do you know what has four arms. four legs, two heads and is really stupid?'' One of the brothers of the first party couldn't wait for them to answer, he said, ''It's me and my brother.''Q: What magazine is banned in all Ridgefield stores? A: Good Housekeeping!The reason Ridge-runners (residents of Ridgefield) take their dogs to the ''Dog House'' for baths is, when they do it themselves the dog hair sticks to their tongues.Q: What is a good looking girl in Ridgefield called? A: A tourist.
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