A guy went to the opera.He kept saying me me me.A guy went to a resturant. He kept saying forks and knifes forks and knifes.A guy went to a wrestling match. He kept saying bring it on. One day an old lady got killed. A police man came. He said who killed her.The guy from the opera said me me me.The police man said with what. The guy from the resturant said forks and knifes.The police man said im going to have to take you to police station.The guy from the wrestling match said bring it on!
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