A MOM HAS 3 KIDS. THE 1ST KID GOES UP TO THE MOM AND GOES MOM WHY DID YOU NAME ME FEATHER. SHE SAID BECAUSE WHEN YOU WERE BORN A FEATHER FELL ON YOUR HEAD. THE 2ND KID CAME UP TO THE MOM AND SAID MOM WHY DID YOU NAME ME ROSE PETAL. SHE SAID BECAUSE WHEN YOU WERE BORN A ROSE PETAL WAS BORN. THE THIRD KID GOES TO THE MOM AND SAYS "EHAH" AND THE MOM SAID SHUT-UP BRICK!
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