there were three men working on the empire state building a redneck a German and an Italian. the redneck said "if i have pork again im going to jump off the building" the german said "if i have broughtwurst again im going to jump off this building . same with the Italian.the next day the all had the same thing so they jumped off the building.at the funeral the germans wife said only if he would have told me he didnt want it, the italians wife said the same thing ,but the rednecks wife said " he fixes his on lunch
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