A white horse walks into a bar...
'Hello' said the barman, 'what can I get you?' ...
Horse Jokes
A man comes into a bar....
No, wait, it was a horse.
So a man comes into...
Anti-Jokes
So a horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says...
Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?
He was a little horse
I want Tampax!
A little boy was asked by his mom what he would...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. ...
There was a horse who was a genius at arithmetic...
...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra...
You guys wanna hear a dirty story.....
A horse fell in the mud.
I tried to play water polo once
But my horse drowned. :(
Horse in a bar.
A horse stumbles into a bar and without pause g...
Marylou
One day, as a husband was reading the Sunday pa...
Cheese Jokes
Q:What type of cheese do you use if you need to...
Blonde Joke
A blonde fellow from New York City traveled to ...
So a horse walks into a bar...
And the bartender says, "why the long face?" T...
That half man, half horse...
Did you hear about the half man, half horse cau...
One day, on an Irish farm....
One day, on an Irish farm, a horse was watching...
So a centaur walks into a bar
The bartender says, "Hey, how's the sore throat...
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell into some mud
One day a cowboy is riding in some tribal lands when he is captured by some natives...
He is thrown down on the ground before the chie...
So there was a family of horses
So there was a family of horses. There was a d...
Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?
Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
Where can you find a mormon horse?
Salt Lick City.
A horse named Mary
There is a number of surrealistic Russian jokes...
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks- "why the long face?"....
The horse then replies: "I found out I have AIDS."
Chuck Norris
Once roundhouse kicked a horse in the jaw, thus...