A horse walks into a bar...
...and orders a beer. The bartender is in shock...
Horse Jokes
I love animals, but I'm thinking of getting rid of my pet anaconda. It keeps taking horse sized dumps.
Also, all my horses have gone missing.
A man comes into a bar...
Wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.
The Difference Between Men and Women (Long Anecdote)
Let's say a guy named Fred is attracted to a wo...
Neighbor
A combination of horse and pig
Is it not funny
Prize winning message of the year-.
A husb wen...
The queen on a carriage with the German president
The German president, Mr. Gauk was visiting the...
How do you get down from a horse?
You don't. You get down from a duck.
How do you catch a unique horse?
Unique up on it.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A hoarse horse.
A man came into a bar...
A man came into a bar... wait no it was a horse...
A horse walks in to a bar
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender is also...
Obama travels to England to visit the Queen....
As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, P...
Did you hear the one about the Seahawk who wouldn't stop talking?
He kept beating a dead horse.
A horse walks into a French bar...
...and the barman says, "I'm afraid you will ha...
A Horse and a Chicken
The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking....
A farmer and his wife
A farmer and his wife are traveling in their on...
I'm trying to raise a horse but she has insomnia.
It's a nightmare.
A horse walks into a bar...
...and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"...
Three men shipwreck on an island known for cannibals.
As they wander the jungle they are captured by ...
A conversation with my 7 year old brother.
"Look at all of these beautiful horse"
"Horses...
A man comes into a bar
No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a...
Amish jokes
Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady...
What goes "clop clop bang bang clop clop?"
Amish drive-by.
*An old groaner brought to min...
Do you like jokes that make you think a little?
If you had an one-legged horse, what would you ...