One day a cowboy is riding in some tribal lands when he is captured by some natives...

He is thrown down on the ground before the chief, who looks at him with disgust and says, "These are our lands, for trespassing you must be sentenced to death. You can have one wish granted before we sacrifice you, what do you wish?"

The cowboy replies, "I'd like to speak with my horse."

Curious, the chief motions to the others to bring the mans horse. The cowboy raises to his feet and goes real close to his horse and whispers in its ear, then the horse suddenly takes off running away. Still curious about this man that can speak with his horse, the chief delays the death of the cowboy so they can see what happens. A couple hours later, the natives and the cowboy are all sitting around passing time when a figure starts to approach in the distance on horse. The chief stands up and squints towards the figure, then widens his eyes in surprise as the image clears. On the horse was a beautiful woman, more stunning than he had ever seen!

The cowboy sighs as the natives start marvelling about this cowboy that can call upon such a woman in the eye of death! Impressed, they let the cowboy take the woman into a tent and badabing badaboom a short while later he emerges looking pretty tired. Well the natives have never seen such an impressive cowboy before, so the chief grants him another wish.

The cowboy says, a little more firmly this time, "I'd like to speak with my horse."

Again?! The natives grant the wish and let him go to his horse once more. Once more, the cowboy whispers in the horses ear and it takes off in the distance. 3 hours later, and just as the natives were about to give up and kill the man right then and there, a figure appears riding towards them in the distance. Another woman, this one even more beautiful than the last! She rode in and dismounted the horse and took the cowboys hand to lead him into a tent. The cowboy sighs with exhaustion and follows her and badabing badaboom emerges a while later wiping sweat from his brow.

The natives are extremely impressed, but they know they still have to kill the man. So they decide that they will grant the man one last dying wish, mostly because they want to see if he can pull this off again. The cowboy says, "I'd like to speak with my horse."

This time, the cowboy approaches the horse and grabs both of its ears. Staring it hard in the eyes he says very loudly and clearly and with much exasperation, "Posse!! Get my posse!"

Edit: yea posted on my phone, thanks for catching that haha. Words are fixed.