So there was a family of horses

So there was a family of horses. There was a dad horse, a mom horse, and a kid horse.

One day, the dad horse took the mom horse to a baseball game. Now, the mom horse had never had a drink in her life, but she decided that this was special occasion, so she got her first beer. The mom horse loved it.

The mom horse got a beer everyday for the next month. Eventually, she started to drink two a day, then three a day, until eventually, she was drinking 10 beers a day. One day, after her 7th beer, the mom horse had had enough, so she put a gun to her head, and killed herself.

The next day, the dad horse was devastated, so he turned to alcohol. He started drinking 10 beers a day as well, until he got tired of it, so he put a gun to his head, and killed himself.

The next day, the kid horse was grieving, and he decided that he needed a drink, so he went into a bar, and the bartender said "Why the long face?"