A white horse walks into a bar...

'Hello' said the barman, 'what can I get you?'

'I'll have a whisky if I may.'

'Certainly sir, which would you fancy?'

'Well, I'm not sure, what do you have?'

'Ah, let’s see, we have Black & White or Cutty Sark - we even have one named after you sir.'

'Really? Eric?'

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