'Hello' said the barman, 'what can I get you?'
'I'll have a whisky if I may.'
'Certainly sir, which would you fancy?'
'Well, I'm not sure, what do you have?'
'Ah, let’s see, we have Black & White or Cutty Sark - we even have one named after you sir.'
'Really? Eric?'
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