A dog, a blonde, a rabbi, a priest, a nun, Helen Keller, a black guy, and a horse walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "what's this, some kind of ...
Horse Jokes
How do you make a horse fast?
You take away his food.
A years worth of jokes
Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...
Lol
A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike ...
What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
A horse walks into a bar
Several people got up and left at the potential...
An English man visits America, hoping to hear a joke...
He spends a week in New York, going to comedy s...
A racehorse once smoked some weed just before the race was about to start.
Once it started, the jockey couldn't control it...
New cowboy in town
There's this cowboy that rides into town on his...
A horse walks into a bar...
And being a horse, and incapable of speech, he ...
Why did the horse run into the bar?
He didn't jump high enough.
Horses are really smart but they're terrible philosophy students...
You can't put Descartes before the horse.
Talking with animals.
A princess was passing by a small farm and sees...
The Longest Journey to the Worst Pun Ever Written
Two farmers were talking over the fence about t...
One-One was a race horse, Two-Two was one too
One-One won one race and Two-Two's leg was brok...
the 500 page book written by a madman
Place : Mental Hospital
Doctor- what is this?
...
A cowboy rides into a strange town and sees carpenters finishing work on a gallows....
He sees a guy tying up his horse in front of th...
If a groom is a person that takes care of a horse,
why don't they call the bride a jockey?
Last night I had a bad dream about a nocturnal horse
It was a real night-mare
Frying pan..
A man was sitting reading a newspaper when sudd...
A horse walks into a bar...
The barman asks, "Why the long face?" As the ho...
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us h...
Three dumb guys are in a bar talking about their cheating wives...
First guy says, "I'm sure my wife is having an ...
An professor from Cambridge and a Dubliner walk into a bar.
An professor from Cambridge and a Dubliner walk...