Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

policeman VS little girl

A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike ...

A man retires from his job as a horse-breeder...

A man who has been breeding horses for his enti...

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it

Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Je...

So Five Night's at Freddy's 3 was announced

Is it going to have a dead horse animatronic th...

Late Returning


The General went out to find that none of his ...

So a guy came into a bar...

No... wait, it was a horse.



So a guy came in...

Sick horse

Once upon a time, a horse got really sick, and ...

A farmer walks into a bar with a horse...

He says, "I will give any of you $1,000 if you ...

There were four men sitting on a couch, each wanting to watch the TV.

The first man was keen to watch the grand natio...

So this guy comes into a bar

No wait... it was a horse.

So this guy comes i...

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250.

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a f...

Another blonde joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are hiding...

Kids

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students ...

A tale about a cowboy's horse

After a long night of drinking beers in the loc...

Mules

Mules are held donkey and half horse. So does t...

Roy Rodgers gets a beautiful pair of new leather boots.

One day Roy Rodgers, the famous cowboy, purchas...

So a horse walks into a bar...

The patrons of the bar then proceed to scream i...

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink...

Not if Guantanamo Bay has anything to say about...

So a man comes into a bar...

Wait, no... It was a horse.

So a man comes int...

Two Irishmen purchase horses from a farmer

As they ride away, one says to the other "Paddy...

D&D character name

I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric ...

A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "hey, why the long face?"

The...