What does Hitler say when he gets a charlie horse?
*Mein Krampf!*
Horse Jokes
the horse meat scandal
during the recent horse meat scandal in the UK ...
Tony and Maria get married...
..and they're spending their honeymoon night at...
A Tribute To Tim Vine
A few of my favourite Tim Vine jokes...
1. Con...
A horse walks into a police station
Policeman says "Why the long face?"
Horse repl...
Marriage Without An Argument.
After the ceremony and reception, the happy bri...
So there are two race horses named Moe & Joe (Joke by a friend from middle school)
So there were these two racehorses named Moe & ...
You are driving a car...
You are driving a car, you have a firetruck beh...
A horse walks into a Police Station.
Not a joke it actually happened
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3 Awesome Jokes
There is a potato and a cucumber in a boat on a...
A horse walks into a bar...
And the barman says "Why the long face?"
Horse trots up and says to mirror: "why the long face?" Mirror says "It's okay, I'm just a bit reflective today."
I'll be here all week folks.
A jokey named Chris is running late for his race...
...his coach points at his horse and yells "Chr...
"Jill look out the window..."
"...there's a horse in our yard."
"No Jack, it...
A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
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My approach to life drives nihilist philosophers crazy...
...but it's beating a dead horse.
What did the horse say when he fell down?
I've fallen and I can't giddyup.
A poor cowboy walks into a saloon
and sits down at the bar. His jacket and shoes ...
The priest and the horse.
In a small village there lived a poor farmer wh...
A cowboy meets with a pastor who is selling his horse...
The two are discussing the animal when the past...
A City Girl
A city girl driving through the country stop to...
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed
The bartender says hey what's the matter?
The h...
How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?
He said it goes without a hitch!