Two farmers were talking over the fence about the trouble they had with their horses.
The first one says, "I've got this prize horse but I can't take him to any shows. For some reason sparrows insist on building nests in his mane. I've tried everything but they keep doing it and he looks terrible all the time."
The second says,"That's an easy fix: go get a ten pound bag of brewer's yeast. Sprinkle it all over him and they'll never come back again."
The first farmer is skeptical but decides to try it anyway.
A week later they're back talking over the fence again.
The first one says, "I did what you said to do about the sparrows and it worked like a charm. How did you know that would work?"
"Easy," , says the second farmer, "Yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet."
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