the indian chief says "You getum three wishes, then we scalp you".
That night the chief came to his teepee and ask for his first wish. The cowboy replied "All I wants is my horse" The chief brings the horse. The next moment the horse is riding off and returns several hours later with a naked woman on his back and rides into the teepee.
The next day the chief again asks for the cowboy's wish. The cowboy again insists "All I want is my horse". Again the chief brings the horse into the teepee. Moments later the horse rides off into the distance only to return with a naked lady on his back, and rides into the teepee with the cowboy.
On the final day the chief again asks the cowboy his wish. The cowboy, true to form, responds with "I just want my horse". Curiosity got the best of the chief, after delivering the horse he poked his head through the opening of the teepee to find the cowboy with the horse's head between his hands saying "I SAID POSSE"
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