A rancher is riding the range checking his fences...

This guy is a very devout Christian and has his Bible in his saddle bag. He gets back to the ranch house, unsaddles his horse, unpacks his gear, and is devastated to find somewhere along the way he has dropped his Bible.

A few weeks later he's sitting on the porch at sundown digesting his dinner. A lizard walks up to him with the bible in its mouth and drops it at his feet. the cowboy leaps to his feet and says, "Hallelujah! It's a miracle!"

The lizard looks at him and says, "Not really, your name was written inside the front cover."

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