If Terminator had a horse, what would its name be?
Termineightor
I'll show myself out...
Horse Jokes
Buffalo Hunt
Two Native American scouts are hunting buffalo ...
Tommy at the rodeo
A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in...
A city slicker, named Tommy
, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being ve...
Breaking News: horse in barn has emergency operation...
Update: do not worry, he is in a stable condition.
A horse walks into a bar
Trots up and stands by the counter, waiter walk...
How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?
An Hippic fail.
What's a horse's favorite dance
The Neigh Neigh
I'm going to to start a horse peeing race,
The award will be called the trickle crown.
Horse walks into a bar
Bartender says: "Why the long face?"......
Hor...
A cowboy walks out of a bar
A second later he come back in mad as hell
"Ok...
horsing around
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go into ...
Missing Wife Report
A husband went to the police station to file a ...
A farmer was having trouble telling his horses apart.
"I have two horses that I can't tell apart," he...
When a girl has a ponytail...
-Hey, what do you call that hairstyle?
-A ponyt...
What is a horse being when it says mean thinga
It's being neigh-gitive!
Edit: Awesome. Screwe...
The Amish woman and the Pennsylvania State Trooper
An Amish woman is in her horse and buggy headin...
I saw a sign along the road that said, "Horse Manure: 50 cents a bag".
I thought to myself, that's nothing to sniff at.
This Is A Dirty Joke
A white horse fell in the mud
Just married, the newlyweds are out going to their honeymoon.
A couple had just gotten married and are out ri...
What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?
A new jaw-key
Wrapping Paper Cowboy
A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the sal...
Why did the horse fail German?
Because he could only say, "neighn!"
I dreamt about a horse last night.
It turned out to be a night mare.