Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin,

when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched u...

Guy walks into a bar...

A horse is behind the bar. The man just stares ...

I used to own a nocturnal horse...

She was a nightmare.

The difference between Men and Women.

I never knew someone could portray me so well i...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

And the horse says, "I'm finally realizing that...

The Gynecologist had become

fed up with his job and decided to change profe...

My Black friend asked me why I have trust issues

Not five seconds later the horse is still laugh...

A man walks up to a cop on a horse...

...wow! That's a nice pig you've got!

\-- That...

lost 90 pounds

My obese wife took up horseback riding for weig...

During the civil war...

...the captain of a recon group has been tasked...

Harry...

One morning, Harry wakes up and goes downstairs...

World's Best Vacuum Cleaner

A young man knocks on a residential door and an...

So I was going down on my girlfriend...

...When I tasted horse semen.

I then screamed ...

A blonde decides to try horseback riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even ...

The horse name is Friday

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three...

Wanna here a dirty joke? nsfw

A white horse fell in the mud. Wanna hear a cle...

A zebra walks into a bar...

He orders a drink and leaves. A few minutes lat...

The dirtiest one of them all

A pale white horse galloped and jumped into mud...