A horse walks into a bar

Trots up and stands by the counter, waiter walks over and asks "what'll us have today sir?"
The horse looks up stares into space then all of a sudden kicks up a huge buck, knocks over 2 tables, a few chairs, glasses of beer and spirits are flying everywhere, patrons are ducking for cover as the horse bucks around! He eventually finds the door and bolts off down the street, well because he's a horse....horses can't talk.

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