Just married, the newlyweds are out going to their honeymoon.

A couple had just gotten married and are out ridding in an old-fashioned horse drawn carriage riding to their honeymoon. While riding, the wife leans over to the husband and says,

"I promise we'll never argue, ever; as long as we are both married, alive and well."

"Is that so?" Says the husband, "How do you plan to keep that argument?"

"By following my three-point plan." Replies the wife.

During this conversation, the wife notices the horses are starting to slow down to just a simple gallop. She orders the driver to stop; she climbs out of the carriage, walks over to the horse and says, "Strike one."

She then climbs back into the carriage and continues to cuddle with the husband. The husband though that her getting out and talking to the horse was weird, weird in a good way...

That is until the horses soon slowed down again. She stopped the driver, walks out, and says, "Strike Two." to the horses again. Walked back and continued to cuddle with her husband.

The husband now wonders and asks,"Now why did you talk to the horses again?"

The wife then replies, "It's part of my three-point plan."

Shrugging it off, the husband and wife go back to their cuddling, that is, until the horses slowed back down to a simple gallop.

She then orders the driver to stop once more. The wife the gets out, walks over to the horses, and *bang!* Shoots the two horses in the head.

Shocked as to what his wife had just done, he then asks the wife, "Now why in the world did you shoot those two poor horses?"

"They reached strike three."