A second later he come back in mad as hell
"Okay" he growls "which one of you sidewindin' hombres went outside an' pained mah horse bright red while I was a-drinkin'?"
Nobody answers, so the cowboy pulls out his six-shooter and yells "*I said which of you mangy polecats painted mah horse red?!*"
Slowly one cowboy stands up from the bar. He is six feet, nine inches tall and pulls out a gun that looks more like a small canon than a pistol from his holster
"*I done it*" he growls
First cowboy puts his gun back in his holster and says "Just wanted to let you know that the first coat's dry"
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