Door to Door

A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house
in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking
lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say
anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the
carpet.


He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning
up that horse manure, I'll eat every chunk of it." She turns to
him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?" The
Salesman says, "why do you ask?" She says, "We just moved in and
we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."