A boyfriend and girlfriend were getting ready for a Halloween
party. The girlfriend came out wearing a lemon on her belt. The
boyfriend asked, "What are you going to the party as?" She said
"I'm going as a sourpuss!"
After the boyfriend got through changing, he came out wearing a
potato on his belt. The girlfriend said, "And what are YOU going
to the party as?" He said, "Well, I'm going as a dictator!"
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