Holidays Jokes

Holidays Jokes

Is There a Santa Claus? An Engineering Analysis


As a result of an overwhelming lack of request...

What Is Easter


Three blondes died and were up talking to St. ...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Bec...

You Killed the Easter Bunny!


A man was blissfully driving along the highway...

Cupid


WARNING: This is sickly sweet. Cupid (218K)Not...

Is there a Santa Claus?


Is there a Santa Claus?


As a result of an ov...

10 Rejected Holiday Specials


10. "Gallagher Smashes Melons in Bethlehem"

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Big Turkey Question


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys ...

Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving


1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom ...

Twas the Night Before Christmas


'Twas the Night Before Christmas: Texas Versio...

The Top 12 Bad Things About Being A Headless Horseman


12> Friggin' sunglasses keep falling off yo...

You Know You are Overdoing Thanksgiving When...


Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry yo...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman wi...

What is a stable?


Every Christmas morning, when my kids were lit...

Toys at Christmas


'Twas the night before Christmas when all thro...

Mafia Valentines Poems


My love for you... it came and went. S...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus...

Sherlock Holmes and


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a campi...

Things not to say on your Valentine's date


* I really don't like this restaurant that muc...

Christmas Parrot


A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend fo...

Slaughter Turkey Lurkey


A little program that lets you choose how to s...

Ways to Torture Your Roommate


Ways to Torture Your Roommate at Christmas


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12 Days of Christmas sent from Mexico


On the first day of Christmas my true love sen...

The strange Christmas scene


In a small southern town there was a "Nativity...

The Gift That Keeps on Giving


Roy Collette and his brother-in-law have been ...