10 Rejected Holiday Specials

10. "Gallagher Smashes Melons in Bethlehem"

9. "A Creepy, Creepy Christmas with Michael Jackson"

8. Fox TV's "When Reindeer Attack!"

7. "A Country Holiday with Martha Stewart and a Bunch of Actors Pretending to Be Her Family"

6. "The Grinch Who Nailed Mrs. Claus"

5. "Christmas at Riker's Island: It's A Wonderful 10-Years-to-Life"

4. "Bob Dole Remembers the Very First Christmas"

3. "Skunk =91n' Gator's Holiday Fiesta"

2. "The President Who Ate Christmas"

1. "Richard Simmons' Fruitcake Extravaganza"

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