A man gets into an argument with his wife because she thinks he plays too much golf. The man gets so enraged that he beats her to death with a golf club. The man is so excited to have gotten her out of his life that he runs and tells one of his golf buddies that he can now play as much golf as he wants since he beat his wife to death with one of his clubs. The golf buddy thinks for a moment then asks "what's par?"
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