He has been bored and looking in to a new sport to take up. He’s looking through his newspaper when he sees an advert for a new golf course in his home town. He takes a walk down and asks the receptionist about signing up.
Usain Bolt “Hi, I’m here to see about joining your new golf course”
Receptionist “Hmmm I’m not so sure if that would be allowed sir”
Usain Bolt “ Can I ask why? Have you sold all memberships?”
Receptionist “I’m afraid not sir, you see the owner of the course is rather racist and he won’t allow black members. There is another golf course just 15 minutes down the road, I’m sure you can join them”
Usain Bolt “That is horrible! Do you know who I am? I’m Usain Bolt!”
Receptionist “Ah ok the other course will only be 5 minutes down the road then”
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