Three men were out golfing one sunny day. They were just about done with hole 8, when they heard a young lady calling from the green on hole 9. They all walked over there, and asked the young lady what she needed. She said, "Well, I came out to the golf course today hoping to beat my last score. If I make this next put, then I will be one stroke under my last score, but this putt seems impossible. If any of you could tell me exactly how to hit this to get it in the hole, I will do whatever you want me too for an hour." The first man examined the putt, and it was about 10 feet below the hole with a wicked curve to the left. He stood up and said, "Lady, I'm sorry, but I don't think there is anyway to make that shot." The next one looked at it and said, "No, you've got a chance. I'll go stand where you need to aim so you can make it." She looks at the last man. He spends about forty five seconds examining the shot, looks at his two friends, then at the lady and picked up the ball. "What are you doing?!" The rest of them yelled in confusion. He then walks over to the girl, hands her the ball and says, "That's a gimme."
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