When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?
When he's a hillbilly.
Goat Jokes
What do you call a Mexican Goat?
Amigoat
“Mrs. Barber, medically impossible though it seems at your age, there’s no doubt about it: you’re pregnant.”
Carla was well into her sixties when she went t...
What’s the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?
Fish muck about in fountains…
What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA
I don't know but I was kicked out of the pettin...
Condoms
1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms ...
Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?
Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?
He heard ther...
What goes around a button?
A goat
QA Engineer Goes To A Bar
He orders 1 beer.
He orders -1 beer.
He order...
People tell me filling animals with helium is bad..
But i say whatever floats your goat.
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux find a well
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were walking through t...
A man that can understand animals walks into a bar...
...and he yells it out for the whole bar to hea...
You know what really gets my goat?
The Chupacabra.
ISIS joke
ISiS reinforcements have just shown up to a. Po...
What's the difference between a baby and A goat?
When my goat died, I couldn't bring myself to e...
So a man is walking in a field...
...when he comes across an incredibly deep hole...
The kid is not Esus
Although he was born years ago in Bethlehem.
H...
2 hillbillies walking through a field.
2 hillbillies are walking through a field when ...
What's the shortest organ in a goat?
An ISIS member!
Why do Malinese animals do what they do?
While traveling in Mali a local explained to me...
Martyr
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe c...
Today is Stevie Nicks' birthday. She is 67 years old.
I wonder what that is in goat years?
My wife said we each needed to make sacrifices to make our relationship work.
She was less than impressed with the dead goat...