...and he yells it out for the whole bar to hear. The bartender says to the man, "come out back to the barn and let's see wat good can do."
The man follows him to the barn upon seeing a cow. It moans "moooooo"
Curiously the bartender asks "what did he say". The man explains "the cow said he's tired of giving 12 ounces of milk a day."
They continued walking. When they reached the pigpen, the pig snarled "oink! Oink!" Once again, the bartender asked the man what the pig had said to which the man replied "he said the mud it always to hit when he gets in". The bartender now believes the man and they steered to return to the bar.
On the way back, they crossed paths with a goat. "BAHH" it said. The bartender quickly exclaims "Don't listen to her! It was only once and we were drunk!"
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