People say filling animals with helium is wrong
but i say, whatever floats your goat.
Goat Jokes
What did the Arab say to his goat?
Jihad Me at hello
Happy 'Ask a goat what month it is month'.
Today is the special day when jokes get mystic ...
Yesterday I was charged with kidnapping...
That's the last time I fall asleep on a goat!
A Taxing Poem
"Taxpayer's Lament"
Tax his cow, Tax his goat;...
My son sounds like a goat when he cries.
He's just a little kid.
Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?
The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she wil...
Federer vs. Nadal
Goodmonson:
Seventeen Grand Slams. You can't ar...
Today I found out I have dyslexia...
I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
What did the goat say to his friend after he cut his arm?
I'm bleating all over the place!
I came across something really weird last night...
I think she was half-goat or something?
What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the zoo.
Two friends were hiking and came upon a big hole in the ground..
Two friends were hiking and came upon a big hol...
Gand father sits with his Grandson in a pub
He leans over to his Grandson and says "Laddy, ...
What did the turkey say to the goat?
The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble.
The goa...
The goat and the Trigs
There once was a group of wanderers called the ...
Books Never Written
Hey guys, don't know if you're familiar with th...
Do Muslims scream Allahu Akbar when they blow their load into a goat?
No, they just whisper it so the goat doesn't ge...
The Hunters and the Goat (kinda long)
Two hunters are out on a farmer's property, wal...
I wanted to play Goat Simulator...
...but my PC doesn't have enough RAM.
[VIDEO] Cristiano screams like a goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elOlE-wEpoE&fea...
What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
Tickle the goat under the chin.
A man and his pet goat walk into a bar.
It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good ni...