How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?
Very satisfying.
Goat Jokes
A man with goat legs and horns walks into a bar...
It's only Satyr
Everyone is making jokes about how britain should take back the colonies
I don’t think Britain wants us anymore. America...
What's for food today?
Husband: Darling, what did you cook today?
Wife...
A guy walks into a bar...
It's a really neat bar, clean, good music, but ...
A goat gets his wish granted by a genie.
He wishes to be turned into a human being. Afte...
What's a muslim's favourite game?
Goat Stimulator
At a conference for the arcane and supernatural...
The speaker is interested in the supernatural e...
Take me to Vet.
Wife: How are you feeling?
Husband: Very sick,...
How does a Muslim find a goat in tall grass?
Sexier when his child bride is holding it.
What did the cat say to the banana?
Banana.
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What did the cow say to the banana...
Two hunters are in a forest.
They come across a very deep hole and one hunte...
If you want to work with livestock, you better know your farm animals, kid!
A kid is a baby goat.. That's the joke...
What kind of goat did Houdini have?
A scapegoat.
What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
If I ever opened a store that sold goats, I would call it
Burlington Goat Factory
Guy walks into a bar...
A horse is behind the bar. The man just stares ...
What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
They tickle the goat under the chin.
What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?
I don't know, ask the Arabs!
What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat
Banned from the petting zoo